So the doctor did, what sounds like, the same test to confirm Emma is not just good with a red marker pen.

I understand that they don’t want millions of hysterical girls blocking up the waiting room in the next place, but it seemed a little expensive to pee in a cup! It’s just due process I guess. I’m sure there will be a bunch of that ahead of us.

Isn’t there like a flag or something we can set to skip the non-essential steps?

Now we have to discuss hospitals and doctors… Do I ask her about home birthing? Water babies? Do I buy a camera now? Am I expected to be In The Room – When It Happens?

Do I want to be in the room?

If I’m in there, am I expected to help?

Haven’t I done enough already?