Feb
19

Sex on a page

Posted by Emma in blog

Just a funny story.

I teach a year eleven English class of low ability students, mostly boys. Not only low ability but low motivation too. I had given the boys a worksheet to complete for an assessment something which they  furiously worked on and were somewhat proud of. I was surprised that they were actually interested in this so when a student asked for me to read his work and check if it was okay I was happy to oblige.

It was good and I told him exactly that “It’s good.” to which he replied “Good? Just good or is it sex on a page good?” without missing a beat one of the boys at the back of the room piped up with “Well really it depends who you are having sex with. I mean if it’s with your mum then that is one shit piece of work you are handing up.”

So there I was with two boys who have just said two very funny things and I’m not supposed to laugh at either of them. I tried so hard to tell them off for inappropriate language but my face gave it away. It was funny. It was incredibly witty too for boys like this.

So now I am proposing a new method of grading writing. What level would you give this?

For the record the boys work was “Sex on a page with his hot sister level.” Looks good until you go into the details then it gets sketchy.

Just goes to show that even in the most unlikely of places, you can have a laugh and be surprised.

Image by this is your brain on lithium (flickr)

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One Response to “Sex on a page”

 
  1. Ben says:

    Loved this post! Sex on a page with your hot sister, indeed!

 

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