I just got hassled by a security guard for lying down on a big
circular seat while reading a book. Amazing!

Sorry mate, I know this is going to sound strange, but you can’t lie
down while on the seat. It’s okay to read the book, but you have to be
sitting up – Security guard at Enex100

How weird is that?

A lady walked past while this was going on and snapped a picture. I
asked her if she wanted another one, but she just smiled and moved on
(with Mr Guard escorting her away). Apparently I was causing a stir.

Fully clothed, no shoes on the material, nothing! Oh well, time to
move along I guess :-)